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Midnight road trip

The act of going on a last minute late night trip that usually ends in the early hours of the morning.
11:00pm

Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.

Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.

Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!
by BigBeard69 July 26, 2022
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Grove Road, Lingfield

Lovely road in beautiful SURREY village of Lingfield

Lingfield is full of gentleman and kind people
I would love to be able to move from Kent to Grove Road, Lingfield
by Surrey lad February 5, 2022
mugGet the Grove Road, Lingfieldmug.

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.
I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.
by Butchbox January 7, 2019
mugGet the road fartmug.

Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
mugGet the Road Killmug.

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
mugGet the Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the roadmug.

Road knuckle

The act of finger banging a woman whilst traveling on a roadway
Denise was driving down the road with marty. Marty got fresh and decided to give Denise some road knuckle
by Constant Hat July 11, 2024
mugGet the Road knucklemug.

Road Goak

When a passenger is fellating the driver, get car sick and vomits on penis.
Oh dude I totally had to get my car detailed, this chick gave me some road goak and threw up everywhere.
by Booch Daddy June 8, 2022
mugGet the Road Goakmug.

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