Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

Phone

What ur mom blames everything on

me: mom i bullied in school
Mom: its because of that DAMN PHONE!!!

by Didipohi1211 January 4, 2024

phone tek

Phonetek: meaning is similar to "word rember the days when people talked on the phone when making plans" or it could mean "yo what you saying i didnt feel like calling you on the phone to find out"

Me: yo phone tek homey
You: nothin jus chillin

by listedsandman January 2, 2010

call off my phone

To leave some one alone. To forget the person. Not blow up someone’s phone with calls, notifications, messages, etcetera miss me

Guy: call off my phone girl.

Girl: why?
Guy: cause I’m done with you

by Nncmjo January 21, 2018

Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.

Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

by anonymous January 2, 2023