butt muffle

The act of useing a large amount of toile paper in a public restroom to "muffle" the sound of a large fart.

Gosh, I am glass I used a butt muffle in the bathroom; it was crowded.

by Killa Cam/ A-Huizer January 24, 2012

Butt boinker

When a straight man inserts objects that are similar to a dick into their butt

Man that Rudy guy is such a butt boinker

by Beth1995 May 8, 2019

Cringey butt

When something is way beyond cringey

Tim " I saw Jake Paul today he was cringey" Moby " no no no, he was cringey butt

by That's_cringey_becky May 30, 2019

dish butt

when your butt is so flat that you can’t tell the difference between the back, butt, and legs. it’s all just flat.

That girl’s butt is so flat, she definitely has a dish butt!

by lextex December 11, 2018

Butt Bleacher

Someone (male or female) who uses a skin bleaching product on their bunghole area to make it more presentable to their partner.

I knew Mary Kate was a butt bleacher from the view I got whilst "doggy stylin" her.

by Retro Rat February 18, 2010

Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.

Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."

by Hwolf August 23, 2012

Butt Smudges

physical proof against a wall that a couple committed adultery in a baby nursery

Craig totally cheated on Holly J with Manny! I mean danng, check out the butt smudges on the wall.

by omgitskee November 13, 2011