Job off

Job off as to Apple products as Jack off to pornography

"Dude, I am totally going to Job Off over Siri tonight"
"SIRI, Job me off......"
"Psycotherapists can be found at the following......"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'

I gave him a tea job last night

by Heypolly April 13, 2015

Mic Job

After a concert you take a man's dick and use it as microphone.

"Dude! You won't believe it! Tiffany gave me a Mic job after that Maroon 5 concert."

by Ettezoj February 25, 2019

loop job

Someone not playing with a full deck.mostly a psycho wife or girlfriend far removed from reality.

That girl is such a loop job that she thinks she can get pregnant from a blowjob

by Leek1211 June 26, 2014

sneeze job

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.

Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.

by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010

c job

Or cj, is another way to say to cunnilingus. It’s is analogous to the usage of b job or bj to refer to fellatio.

How’s Brett’s c job game?
God, I love a good c job!

by PunaniMami September 26, 2019