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Moon Gooning

when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.
me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river tonight and begin moon gooning
by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023
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Moon gooning

The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon
I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.
by Chief gape November 19, 2023
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Moon Gooning

A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.

Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.
Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."
by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023
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Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-eeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous event with friends in an American Western setting involving violence and/or drugs and alcohol at night
Me and the boys got some blunts and whiskey with the Native Americans and went moon gooning!
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
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Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-neeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous, yet highly spiritual event, with friends in an American Western setting, involving violence, sex, hunting, and/or drugs and alcohol at night
Me and the boys got some peyote and beer and went moon gooning with the Native Americans. Shot some elk and we did it over their corpses”
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
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The act of taking peyote with the Navajo Native American tribe while blowing the heads off American Buffalo, than masturbating to resurrect “The Phoneix”.
Dallas and I are going Moon Gooning with Eagle Waters in the plains tonight
by MikeyOzone November 19, 2023
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when you wait till mid night, kill an elk with a tribe of native Americans, take it's head and put it on top of yours, cover yourself in its blood, and begin edging your self under the stars.
all the while shit faced of Peyote.
Me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river bed and begin moon gooning
by eagle eye532 November 19, 2023
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