Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.

This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much

by gremlinsGizmo May 19, 2020

Sewer Monkey

An absolutely atrocious smelling human that is too stupid to take a bath and is also lacking common curtesy.

“Holy shit he smells.” “Yeah what a lil fuckin Sewer Monkey.”

by Not_A_SewerMonkey September 5, 2020

Monkey Month

Black history month.

Every February is monkey month.

by Smokey78 February 22, 2011

skinned monkey

When you ex wife dates another ugly ass dude and you decide to drop diss track on him.

Pete finna get BEAT like a skinned monkey.

by 1rainzy January 16, 2022

Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.

Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!

by unrealt87 December 7, 2004

monkey button

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.

Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!

by DJSLAM March 5, 2005

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004