Meat Salad 

A woman's vagina; particularly the labia.

He promised eternal chastity, but then two stanzas farther on, once the key to
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.

Meat Salad by G Grass March 15, 2009

meat floom 

a large vagina, ussually a obese womans

that is one big meat floom.

meat floom by master finger blaster October 9, 2004

meat meter 

A system which measures ones desire to eat meat. Usually used to describe males who insist on eating certain types of meat regularily such as chicken wings or steak.
Also a way of measuring the size of ones meat

My meat meter is down, let's go get wings

meat meter by Lister Thompson March 29, 2007

meat-bung 

To stuff/insert hunks/slices of meat into a persons anus/vagina for the purposes of recreation.

"Ey'up luv wait up.. Assume the position, i'll just go and get the cold cuts out the fridge.. Am gaggin for a meat-bung!"

meat-bung by The Bunger February 21, 2008

meat seap 

Pre-mature ejaculation. Also formidable with the slow dance chubby. The trickling of semen from the penis, due to sexual arousal.

Slow dance chubby spit up and now i have this fucking meat seap on my pants

meat seap by BurgL May 13, 2008

Meat Sprocket 

Cyberpunk slang for vagina. This stems from the fact that a Sprocket is a cybernetic vagina.

That joygrrl's meat sprocket was worn out roast beef.

Meat Sprocket by Johnny2085 October 30, 2008

meat dog 

very big, large

man that is one meat dog car

meat dog by rikod4 March 17, 2009