jake from state farm

What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"

Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.

by Chrome5747 November 18, 2013

shut the fuck up jake

shut the fuck up jake

"SHUT THE FUCK UP JAKE"

by 12242442424234234554535.jpeg April 01, 2019

Jake's non existent pp

Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.

Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp

by pandabubble123 May 25, 2019

Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

by you've got werms March 10, 2016

Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.

I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.

by Hydiin November 13, 2014

kavish x jake

when 2 kids act mad sus over daddy daniel and act mad gay

john cena : did u hear about jake and kavish?
john whick : yeah they mad sus they are kavish x jake

by July 31, 2021

jake from State Farm

my only friend

Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.

by chicken is noice October 24, 2015