A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.
by Hydiin November 12, 2014
Get the Jake From State Farmmug. by anonymous July 30, 2021
Get the kavish x jakemug. my only friend
by chicken is noice December 19, 2015
Get the jake from State Farmmug. Ste n Jake are here in a lesson, any lesson, on a computer,
n Bored SHITLESS probably cuz School is SHIT!
n Bored SHITLESS probably cuz School is SHIT!
by Ste 'n' Jake December 16, 2004
Get the ste n jakemug. Jake Paul is a YouTube star who inspires people everyday. He is actually sweet and caring, although he has made mistakes. He has learned from those mistakes. Stop hating on him you fake ass bitches.
by Secret hoe/bitch May 31, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.
by Badlegoman101 September 24, 2017
Get the Jake from State farmmug. An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019
Get the Jake From State Farmmug.