Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates

Ew look it’s jason

by Uh ok..... May 6, 2024

Jayson

Jayson is such a nice guy and Bella is very nice too, stop making my name so bad please guys I beg it is very very bad

Jayson is coolest MAN EVER!!!!!!

by lowelowelowelowe May 25, 2024

Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.

Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom

by Ashoota June 4, 2024

Jayson Tatum

The baddest motherfucker in the NBA who runs the whole league at just 19 years old

“Yo bro you see what Jayson Tatum did today?” “Yeah bro, crazy he’s doing all of this and he’s only 19.”

by KlashGhost June 4, 2024

Jason Nugent

This guys loyalty is like he's in the Mob. He wants to be friends with everyone, has confidence like a Rodeo Bull. Women are drawn to him. Men are jealous and envious. If you are lucky enough to meet him, be friends or love him and don't let him go.

I wish Jason Nugent would call me, he is so much fun.

by AndrewSh June 29, 2024

Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!

I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!

by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024