Red Cars Are Red

A statement used when someone points out the obvious, mostly to mock. Used on forums to prove a point, without all the hassle of trying or caring.

1: "It all comes down to what you prefer using"
2: "Red cars are red"

by WrongRrabbit December 24, 2010

Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.

Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 1, 2023

Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.

The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017

Josh Car Keys

A boy who makes mistakes all the time

Don't meet up with him he might ask you out then dump u over text jsyk

Josh car keys is umm

by Never Forget January 4, 2018

Brampton Car Crash

An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.

“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”

by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021

Roblox car crash

Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.

X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.

by Ungui56 December 10, 2022