Milk Shakes

old people, senior citizens

that guy is so fuckin slow...its like watching two milk shakes fuck

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

Milk Toast

A teenage boy who: lacks a prominent chin, always has his shoulders slumped, is overweight, goes after girls he cannot ever have, likes poking people, makes high-pitched noises, is white, is involved in Drama, tap-dances, and smells like... sour buttered pasta.

Have you SEEN Jordans kicks? His milk-toastiness is throwing off the whole line.

"Jordan! Stop poking me! You're so... milk toasty!"

by dramakid March 4, 2009

Dick Milk

A game you play that involved a bunch of naked men doing pushups as their dicks go in and out of cups of milk. The person who does the least amount of pushups has to drink all the cups of milk.

My stomach was ready to vom after last nights game of dick milk.

by Black Panther 132 May 14, 2018

milk duds

Big tits that go away when she isn't pregnant anymore.

JE had huge jugs last summer, but they were just milk duds. And I hate the fucking kid.

by Nowon July 30, 2011

Milk Biscuit

''Milk biscuit'' is an incredibly rude phrase. I'm an Egg, and what I say goes, because I'M THE BEST.

1. ''What's the magic word?''

- ''Milk Biscuit''

2. ''.....Milk Biscuit''

- ''Don't be so rude. Cat''

by Egg Tartlet November 26, 2010

Milking the cow

When you jizz onto someone's legs then shove the cum back into you penis then cum it out again

Man I really milked the cow last night
ME TOOO!! Milking the cow is fun

by Cool person 5738774 May 21, 2015

milk bottle

a bottle of milk for babies

He's 20 years old and still drinks out of a milk bottle.

by therealvirgin January 30, 2010