horse slap

horse launcher

projectile fish

by the holy slug July 17, 2003

Horse faced slut

A girl you who add's you on myspace. Then you look at her pictures and she has a fucked up grill and is wearing red lipstick looking like a transvestite and shit, she also has a fat cunt of a mole on her face

I was at a night club and a horse faced slut approached me and grinding against me when the new 50 track came on, it was gangsta rap and a horse faced slut, I ran home

by Thenamespete October 17, 2008

dumb horse riding

A sexual position, a man has sex with a woman (or a hairy man) from behind. He pulls her hairs with the right hand as a cowboy on his horse's bridle, and, with the left hand, alternates between strangulation and gagging on her mouth, preventing her from yelling.
Also known as simulated rape

-You gave me an amazing dumb horse riding the other night at tom's home!
-Definitely!

by cinzano January 20, 2009

Flogging a Dead Horse

For a male to persist in virginal intercourse after losing his erection

After only lasting 1 minute Sam was flogging a dead horse to Jenny

by Ginger Christ September 3, 2009

Vatican Horse Race

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.

Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!

by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019

Horse Man's Revenge

You're fucking a girl in the ass and she tenses up so tight that the inside of her large intestine rips off onto your dick and then you start fucking her in the vagina, using the intestine as a condom so she doesn't get pregnant.

Dude, did you hear mercer hit her with the horse man's revenge last night?
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.

by sam brenner November 10, 2009

beat a dead horse

the beating refers to the overusing of the "dead horse". Said horse is a metaphor for a joke, and the fact that it's no longer living implies that it's no longer funny

person1:hey...is that a dead horse
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask?
person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you?
person2:i thought you'd never ask
persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse
five minutes later, cop enters
cop:hey are you beating that dead horse?
persons1+2:yes...
cop:...well...care if i join you?
persons1+2:not at all
cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it?

by liamofthe----- April 6, 2004