Ghost of the Shits

1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).

1.)

Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.

2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.

3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.

Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?

Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.

by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014

Ghost-RN

A Roblox Rise of Nations Youtuber. He is a cool guy and a small youtuber. He is kind of cool and Blackmailed TOLML into being in his Discord server.

For example:Ghost-RN he's a nice guy I like him you should subscribe.

by Ghost-RN January 29, 2021

Ghost nerd

In call of duty black ops, you can use the ability ghost to camp in the corner and get priceless rage.

Why you little ghost nerd camping in the corner. Go camp somewhere else for 2 second. Thats right, ghost are for NEEERDS!!!!

by A person who is just browsing January 15, 2016

Ghost-boob

When a clumsy, well endowed girl hits you in the face with her boobs so hard you die, but you come back from the dead to experience that body one more time.

Be careful around Jamie. She'll ghost-boob you in a second.

by jackthepanda February 20, 2015

Ghost tug

When a girl who previously had an abortion has a haunted vagina. During intercourse, the ghost fetus tugs on the male genitalia resulting in a hand job simultaneously during sex.

Dude, remember Stacie who had the abortion last year?
Yeah dude, why?
We fucked last night and I could feel the ghost tug.

by Shadowdragon16 May 6, 2017

Ghost Bonkadonder

A game where one person (ghost) stands with a blanket over their head while other players attempt to knock them down by hitting them with pillows. The winner is the person to knocks the ghost down and they subsequently become the ghost.

We were playing ghost bonkadonder.

by BoomFracAlaka February 24, 2022

ghost rimmer

Performing a rim-job on a bum-hole that has a sheet of toilet paper stuck to it from an earlier incident.

Dude my GF has a wiping problem, so I ended up giving her a ghost rimmer.

by Lebrique February 8, 2015