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AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"
--phone buzzes---
Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"
--PAVLOV'S DICK--
--phone buzzes---
Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"
--PAVLOV'S DICK--
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Get the dicking around mug.When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.
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Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.
or
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Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!
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