Cock magic

Doing magic with your cock

I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.

Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!

by Da Hooman Who'll Kick Your Ass April 20, 2020

The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019

Cock Copter

When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.

My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

Cock bobbing

When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.

I was so fucking tired today, I was cock bobbing all through class.

by virginiasucks February 18, 2012