Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.
He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.
by xplosivo March 11, 2009
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Chris Browned

To Being hit, beaten, stricken by someone else.
In other words, to have the Sh*t knocked out of you.
OMG, Did you hear about Tina the other day? She was totally Chris Browned by her friend Jill for making out with Jill's BF!
by Gabe, Duh!! March 11, 2009
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Chris's Dreams

adj: A long drawn out story. A story about something you have no interest . You don't care about Chris or his dreams.
Craig was telling me about how he was so into something. And I just told him "Chris's Dreams" and he got the point about my lack of interest.
by kneelius July 03, 2010
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Dirty Chris

When your friend fucks a girl but pisses her off so you become her sugar daddy and fuck her too only to then also piss her off, and 6 months later she transitions to a man so now you and your friend are Eskimo brothers by fucking the same dude.
Damn Justin, I did a dirty Chris last night.
by Mostafa Fahkri July 03, 2022
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Chris-Crockery

an adjective describing things that look or act simmilar to Chris Crocker
wow your new hair cut is really Chris-Crockery
by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 17, 2010
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Chris Tahmazyan

He is the #1 Bozi Txa.
Man: "Chris Tahmazyan is the #1 Bozi Txa."
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Chris Wallace

The last remaining bastion of journalistic integrity on Fox News. Moderator of the infamous first Joe Biden-Donald Trump presidential debate.
Chris Wallace did the best he could on that debate, but there was no controlling it.
by bruh17777 May 06, 2021
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