Cat Melojin

bad; crap; shite; useless;

Irish coloqialism.

That game was cat melojin;

That's feckin melojin that is;

Q: How did ya get on in town last night?
A: twas Cat Melojin altogether!!, was langerated and some feckin gormless langer of a bouncer kicked me out!

by RobC July 14, 2003

cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

Ride the Cat

Simultaneous sex with all 3 members of the famed musical act Bobcat Goblin.

I rode the cat after the last show and the wounds didn't heal for a week. Maybe next time you can ride the cat, too.

by Michael Boney April 29, 2011

Sleepy Cat

Someone who is always tired, constantly dosing off at the wrong moments

... only a Sleepy Cat.

by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008

kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

by Dustin November 21, 2004

jellicle cat

to leap or climb upon an object, surface, or person in an overly dramatic cat-like manner

We were about to leave, but then Evan had to go and jellicle cat on the car. We had to wait for him to get off the hood before we could go.

by merwenna November 28, 2012