epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.

Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again

by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025

brandon'

best at every game and beat cartii 20-0 on block striie and gets sloppy toppy by angel

brandon' beat cartii 20-0 on block strike

by daddy brandon' June 27, 2019

Brandon

The whole Squid game cast who is also gay

Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one

Brandon likes dudes

by Adam L Nguyen April 24, 2022

Brandon Shade

Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum

Brandon Shade is a tall athletic guy

by Big meat B March 2, 2023

Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.

Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!

by sulla123 November 27, 2021

Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 8, 2023

brandon

the anal guy

brandon LOVES anal and makes all the gals happy with his giant dick

i really wish my boyfriend was like brandon

by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023