Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
by WTF2011 August 16, 2011
A popular shot created in July of 2006 celebrating the 21st birthday of a few good kids. This shot is 1/3 Hypnotiq 1/3 Rum and 1/3 Orange Juice. The rum represents the snakes, the Hypnotiq is the plane, and the Orange Juice represents life and how messed up it gets when you mix life with snakes and planes.
by Leviticus J July 23, 2006
When some dude moves in on your chic.
When some dude moves in on your dance at the strip club after you paid.
When some dude moves in on your dance at the strip club after you paid.
by Stitch March 11, 2004
A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
by killersbytrade May 14, 2010
" t bone snake "
by Shoegal September 06, 2014
"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."
"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."
"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."
by J.Teezy November 29, 2009
by Dirtyfoot 561 February 21, 2019