Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.

I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.

by Hydiin November 12, 2014

kavish x jake

when 2 kids act mad sus over daddy daniel and act mad gay

john cena : did u hear about jake and kavish?
john whick : yeah they mad sus they are kavish x jake

by anonymous July 30, 2021

jake from State Farm

my only friend

Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.

by chicken is noice December 19, 2015

ste n jake

We are cool!
We are the best!
Betta than the rest!

Ste n Jake are here in a lesson, any lesson, on a computer,
n Bored SHITLESS probably cuz School is SHIT!

by Ste 'n' Jake December 16, 2004

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a YouTube star who inspires people everyday. He is actually sweet and caring, although he has made mistakes. He has learned from those mistakes. Stop hating on him you fake ass bitches.

Jake Paul is LIT!!

by Secret hoe/bitch May 31, 2018

Jake from State farm

Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.

Its Jake from state farm. She sounds hideous.

by Badlegoman101 September 24, 2017

Jake from The Westing Game

Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.

I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup

by I_Eat_Ketchup_Secretly October 3, 2018