Creep Line

The linear deliniation which defines the appropriateness of the age difference between a male and female in a relationship.

Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep

"Matty smutted Lasqueesha last night at the bar. He's 30 and she's only 21, that's totes below the Creep Line dude"

Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!

by Teapotz September 29, 2012

right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.

"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"

by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012

The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.

"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"

by Tahariel July 4, 2012

Clue-Line

The place where people are told to go when they have absolutely no fucking clue. (duh)

That's cute, but go stand in the clue-line, folks...

by gnice3d August 18, 2013

jazz lines

Written version of "jazz hands"; emphasizes the coolness and excitement surrounding a word.

-> Watson <- rules "Jeopardy!; therefore, jazz lines must surround its name.

by Tcherkate September 12, 2013

Silk Lined Pillow

A womans breasts

He loved how her necklace hung down in her silk lined pillows

by Lady Cashmiere December 15, 2011

Fishing Lines

Text messages sent out to random sluts in your sluttation in hopes that at least one will get back to you so you can get laid. Fishing lines can be sent out at the beginning of the night or drunken at 3 am.

J: Yo what are we gonna do tonight?
F: Well I'm throwin out some fishing lines right now. Hopefully one of these sluts gets back to me and we can just get drunk and slam em till 7 am.

by JoeDefinesThings June 14, 2011