Lap line

The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.

Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!

by Post Nellone April 08, 2020

There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.

"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"

by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016

《¤》deplorable`~`Deplorable《¤》: The First Juvenile Release (V-Line)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 《¤》deplorable`~`Deplorable《¤》: The First Juvenile Release (V-Line)

by Twittlerio February 02, 2025

Friend line

When you don't have enough friends to make a friend circle

"Hey George, how's it going in your friend circle?"
"I have friend line"
"Oh-"

by Leafpebble November 25, 2021

hater on the front lines

Someone who’s hating on anyone they’re close too whether it’s a close friend or their family.

Man why you always being a hater on the front lines!

by Jflex August 19, 2023

Clout lines

When you wear clout goggles and get too much sun causing large, round tan lines.

Guy 1: Bro did you wear your clout goggles to the beach today?

Guy 2:Yeah why?
Guy 1: You’ve got hardcore clout lines

by Yeetus Reetus June 19, 2018