1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 27, 2018

by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022

A derogatory term for a hoe
A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!
by Imitated bit never duplicated August 21, 2022

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

She waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.
by helnwls February 13, 2015

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017
