Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.

Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

waffle wench

The best like eva word eva , A adjective originating from the words wench and waffle. It can be used as a power ful insult

That waffle wench ate my waffles
We r well ard chavs n u are a waffle wench

by flamoog April 25, 2005

afro waffle

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.

Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back

by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017

Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.

"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "

by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022

Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain

Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop

by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020

Waffling

A sentence enhancer that roughly equates to "rambling" or to go on about.

(Reading unhinged rant on Twitter)

George: "What is blood waffling about?😫"

by GrandpaBalls November 17, 2022