Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

Turkeyneck

A thug redneck. Someone in a large pickup truck, dogs in the back and blaring rap music.

Did you see that camouflage pickup with the loud rap music Trixi? Yeah, Irene those are true turkeynecks.

by Punkin570 September 30, 2020

Turkey hole

A tight squeeze or having little room for error.

The quarterback had to throw the ball in the turkey hole in order to complete the pass between the defenders.

by 209 Words of the Moment October 4, 2020

turkey

When you have a single nipple that is perky while the other one is soft

I try to excite the audience, but usually leave them only with turkeys.

by doody4812958921 October 5, 2020

Turkey City

Another way to say "blowjob" but in a more discreet and humorous manner.

"Dude, I went to Turkey City last night."

by TacoTango October 19, 2020

Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.

Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.

by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020

turkeypiss

another word for gravy

yo bitch, pass that turkeypiss!

by woodman2020 November 25, 2020