Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.

"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry

by Panda Penguin June 2, 2015

Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off

Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?

by Hans00 August 1, 2015

Toast

Toast is not just when you toast bread for a sandwich. Its the highest burn you could give. Its way above roast.

damn, he toasted you!

by trugggle August 8, 2015

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

Toast

Sexy Bread

Have you seen this hot toast overthere?

by NiceOlive November 30, 2015

Toasted

When some was dissed and/or owned very badly, but not enough for them to be roasted

Jeff: "...Luke toasted his ass."
Eric:"Toasted? You're white as fuck!"
Jeff: "That wasn't a fucking roast it was a goddamn toast."

by JammingToInUtero January 16, 2016