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Pulled a Jordan

Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.

People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"

If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 1, 2023
mugGet the Pulled a Jordanmug.

Jordan Hannah

This person's as dumb as Jordan Hannah
by Jesus Christ is my neighbor February 20, 2019
mugGet the Jordan Hannahmug.

Jordan

Jordan is a fucking goat and gets all the bitches he wants with his amazing Cock
Omg is that Jordan I love his cock
by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan Gympies

She drinks wine not alcohol cause she’s a bougieee betch👩🏽 🦱🍷…she’s so nice😌 except when she’s not…just like yessica she’s so cool😎 very cool
Omg Jordan Gympies??

Is it pronounced Gym-Pies or Gympies???
by rhvbarbz November 21, 2021
mugGet the Jordan Gympiesmug.

Jordan

A code word for the n word, mainly used by white people. Started on tiktok by a @jordandaboo
by cloutedmatt April 2, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan Peterson

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
mugGet the Jordan Petersonmug.

I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.
Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
mugGet the I won't let it happen Jordanmug.

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