Captain and his crew

Penis and ball sacks.

At the nude beach, I let the captain and his crew sail free on the open ocean.

by Mcpenis August 08, 2013

captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

by red_knickers January 05, 2010

Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.

im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.

by That one taco June 19, 2016

Captain serksa

He is good student in ccv. The only one who can beat him is haaaarong

A good student in chroy Chong va .no one can study like him

That is why they call captain serksa

by Oppaibigbig April 28, 2020

captain c

Cialis, the drug that helps one maintain an erection for long periods of time

"Wow, i am so glad that i had pleny of captain c's on hand for the marathon of sex i had with mia this weekend. A true miathon needs Capt. C's!"

by mia's friend August 27, 2007

Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.

This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.

by SaladAss-_-7 July 15, 2021

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber August 30, 2015