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bag baby

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out
Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!
by Ginalynn January 9, 2014
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Douche Bag

1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.

2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.

I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?

He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.

Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.

That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.

Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010
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goat bags

holy shit have you seen DANIELLES goat bags? they are fuckin HUGE!
by SiCkWiTeMs January 30, 2008
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job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.
Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks
by Confused Designer April 5, 2017
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bag time

just thought of my ex and now im in my bag time
by alwaysinmybagtime May 7, 2018
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Team bag

Team bagging is when you line up your entire squad (team) and everyone takes turns to tea bag your dead foes.
All of MVPclan rubbed there balls on zZzclan's face last night while they were team bagging. Spicywiener double dipped while MaxxJeww potato sacked them.
by MaxxJeww August 5, 2011
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happy bag

a bag filled with many drugs such as cocaine, heroin, LSD, and marijuana. it is made into two forms: powder or liquid.

some other names for Happy Bag:
Blue Tit
Moose Knuckle
I got completely WASTED last night by having some Happy Bag.
by dannnnohhhh April 1, 2008
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