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Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.
by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011
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Bacon

A word that defines a person, place or thing as viewed by popularity culture. Similar words would include: "cool", "wicked", "dope".
"that car is so Bacon"
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Conor bacon

Conor is a kind hearted man, also know as baconaldo for his footy skills. He Always puts others infront of him, it’s a shame he has not friends
by Dedoid Sullyvinsmum October 17, 2018
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bacon bouquet

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021
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bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014
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bacon bag

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"
by Dapibb November 22, 2014
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Bacon hair

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair
by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024
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