wet french fry

When a female smells so bad "down there" that it's not even fishy anymore. It smells like old french fries in a car.

Will: Imma bouts tap Trisha bro!
Nate: Stay clear of her man. She's got a wet french fry!!
Will: BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT

by whoremones July 19, 2014

french man's delight

The act of urinating or ejaculating in the butt hole of your partner.

I'm much warmer and looser after Daniel gave me a French Man's Delight.

by silvertoast October 3, 2012

French House

A bordello that specializes in oral sex.

"This ain't no French house," she said as she kicked the girl out. (paraphrased as used by William Faulkner)

by Blizzardguy October 26, 2012

French Eskimo Kiss

When one rubs the tip of their nose all over the face of their significant other, usually as a joke after/whilst eskimo kissing.

I was being cute and giving her an eskimo kiss, but I ruined the moment in the name of humor when I gave her a French Eskimo Kiss

by kayrunk November 29, 2012

french pop tart

Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.

When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.

by Zoidberg's bitch June 9, 2016

faux french kiss

Where one person takes a drag on a cigarette or weed and then kisses another person sending the smoke into that persons mouth and then out their nose. It's almost impossible to do correctly, but totally classy and sexy once you do.

They faux french kissed on the beach and she thought she knew he was her soul-mate.

by Katie J. December 20, 2004

french revolution syndrome

When on person says something to be cool that they heard from someone else, and it doesn't go over well. It just doesn't fit their personallity to do something like that.

This is what happend when the French saw how well the American Revoltuton went and decided to have their own revolution. This was fine until the French took it too far and began to guillotteen people, and the Americans just had to look at tem and say, "Not Cool"

Julie has French Revolution Syndrome, and now she wont stop talking in a British accent

by ArrowRunner December 2, 2007