If he hadn’t been trying to jump over the fire naked and drunk, he would have gotten burned. He’s a Dumb Dumb Dummy. - Aimy
by Real Superman April 5, 2020

This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).
Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).
by happigoluckiman April 9, 2025

by PUSS N BOOTS NUMBA TWO July 14, 2023

when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.
by xTETRODOTOXINx April 9, 2015

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021

by Yomainbich October 17, 2017
