Self played

Played by yourself.

He/she tried to slowly drive so many people crazy/play so many people, he/she wound up having something wrong with him/her. He/she was self played.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2020

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

incel self harm

nigel put on chatroom suicide watch by concerned admin

incel self harm cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

Self Bantz

Doing something that no one else but yourself will reap any sort of laughter from but you know inside that you have done it just for shits and gigs.

While on his own he posted shit in a letter to a random address who he has no connection to whatsoever to have self bantz

by SelfBantz March 1, 2018

mill your self

its another word of saying ''kill your self'' but not so violent. Just replacing ''kill'' for ''mill''

go mill your self respectfully!

by yurrrdurrr March 21, 2022

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022