sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth

Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀

by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017

Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.

Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.

by Gmsisd January 17, 2017

Wiggle Sausage

When a Man Shakes his large sausage, that creamy cheddar spills out.

Oh yeah, that wiggle sausage feels good mama, thank god you are my actual dad.

by ZacAttak May 2, 2022

BBQ sausage

When a guy sunbathes nude and his dick gets badly sunburnt

I went to the nudist beach you were telling me and got a BBQ sausage

by 1 i Willie March 20, 2023

Sausage sandwich

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.

We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same

by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019

Sex Sausage

Another way to describe a mans penis.

a man sent me a picture of his sex sausage and said "you want some fuk"

by nicotine whore July 14, 2020

Sausage party

A party for dogs in a carwash.

My friend had a sausage party with her eight dogs, it happened they became drunk after that.

by Astrofrax- July 14, 2022