stick pony

The act of masturbating with one hand while the thumb from the other hand is inserted in the anus.

Justin couldn't find any toot, so he hung around the house and rode the stick pony.

by cruiser February 20, 2005

dangle stick

Noun: a Penis, particularly one which is large when flacid.

Check out his dangle stick!

by Plain Jean March 13, 2008

Murder Stick

A penis do large that it's painful and un-pleasurable for the female.

Douche: Man, she was screamin' last night in bed and I thought that it was from pleasure but it was just pain from my Murder Stick

by DCOgle August 24, 2014

Jam Stick

1. A tampon.
2. Nothing more than a tampon.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, on our way to lunch I need to swing by the local Target and pick up some Jam Sticks. The painters are in town.

by Bobbything July 10, 2007

stick-in-the-craw

something that is not acceptable.

Your marriage proposal is a stick-in-the-craw.

by uttam maharjan October 8, 2011

Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get laid/sleep with the gurl of their dreams.

Rubix-Cube "man that gurls Amayzing. I would definitely give her some Jizz on a stick, if she was keen.

by Roogie May 16, 2008

the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013