Smash the gangs

Furious masturbation in the face of problem solving.

"Only Labour can smash the gangs"

by Mr David Bean May 24, 2025

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020

Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

Smash

Smash is a word you would use as in breaking something. There's another type of smash which means to hook up with someone.

Sorry, my friend smashed that picture frame. Hi, want to smash?

by shine20 January 12, 2019

No Smash February

A month in which you cannot play Smash in any way, shape or form. loss of virginity tends to increase by 800%

No Smash February

by FerloSucks December 31, 2018

Smash

sex

i wanna smash him

by ihave69husbands420 July 14, 2022

Tater Smash

The tater smash is when two are engaged in heterosexual sex (doggystyle) the male reaches deeply in the anal cavity of the women grabbing all he could find of the remains of defection. Once in the hand the female spits on the waste and shoves it in the males rectum.

Wow dude, I heard that last night Adrian and Pelli Tater Smashed while Scott sat in the corner solo tater smashing.

Scott told me last night that he and Hannah tater smash under the dinner table and got caught in the act.

by george floi February 3, 2021