wizard of Tully road

A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.

"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"

"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"

by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021

The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.

"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"

by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022

Road bully

An aggressive driver, person that has propensity for road rage.

Everyone in this area is driving according to rules of the road & along comes that road bully; tailgating & cutting cars off!!

by Dr Dre' March 10, 2023

The High Road

The High Road is a level in Crash Bandicoot for the PS1. When the game was remade for the PS4, the new engine made the level a lot harder to beat than on the PS1.

"I can't believe I just beat The High Road."

by Scyhh August 9, 2017

Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.

Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’

by Yanooiii November 19, 2018

road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...

Road rules? What are those?

by Your father July 12, 2003

Kentucky Road Rash

When two lesbians are scissoring and one of the lesbians shin grazes the other’s butthole and it happens to be a little dirty. The result is a poop stain on the shin.

Larissa was amazed that Savannah gave her Kentucky Road Rash.

by C Rob80 November 10, 2025