by toddyschmeckles November 23, 2024
Get the Poseidon’s revenge mug.Poseidon is when you receive a “Blumpkin” on the toilet and the bidet is rinsing your ass.
The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
After taking a shit, I used the bidet to rinse my ass. While the bidet is splashing my asshole, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you the “Poseidon”.
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When a social media video is shot in a way to make someone with lackluster athletic or fighting skills appear to be capable or lethal.
by UltraPoserDeluxeSupreme January 19, 2026
Get the poser-vision mug.Poseurella (noun)
/ˌpəʊ-zyoo-REL-ə/
A stylish, camera-aware individual who presents themselves with deliberate elegance, confidence, and aesthetic intention, especially in visual or social settings.
A modern beauty persona characterised by polished appearance, graceful posing, and a strong visual brand identity.
Someone who blends fashion, presentation, and self-expression into a curated, photogenic lifestyle.
Example:
“She adjusted the lighting, smiled at the lens, and held up the mascara like a true Poseurella.”
Etymology:
From poseur (one who presents themselves in a stylised way) + the feminine, elegant suffix -ella, suggesting grace, beauty, and refined visual presence.
Related terms:
poseur, aesthetic icon, visual muse, brand persona.
/ˌpəʊ-zyoo-REL-ə/
A stylish, camera-aware individual who presents themselves with deliberate elegance, confidence, and aesthetic intention, especially in visual or social settings.
A modern beauty persona characterised by polished appearance, graceful posing, and a strong visual brand identity.
Someone who blends fashion, presentation, and self-expression into a curated, photogenic lifestyle.
Example:
“She adjusted the lighting, smiled at the lens, and held up the mascara like a true Poseurella.”
Etymology:
From poseur (one who presents themselves in a stylised way) + the feminine, elegant suffix -ella, suggesting grace, beauty, and refined visual presence.
Related terms:
poseur, aesthetic icon, visual muse, brand persona.
Altogether, we spent an hour in the library, and Charlotte took over 200 selfies. She’s a full-on Poseurella.
by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com February 25, 2026
Get the POSEURELLA mug.Someone who dresses Goth, but doesn't pay enough attention to Goth lyrics to understand that to be Goth is to listen to the music, and also to rebel against the mainstream. If you see someone in a Bauhaus shirt, but they are talking like this: "bruh for real. Bro what. Bro says. Bro this, bro that. That's lit. That's fire ", it's a good chance they are a poser.
"Bro, broooooo bro." Bro- a term used by normal people, that is rejected by alternative subcultures. Slang denotes a poser Goth.
by Indigo!RavenNeverMore March 25, 2025
Get the Poser Goth. mug.When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.
by Gnaja April 1, 2025
Get the Poseidon’s Dick mug.A word invented by music-nazis (Especially in metal) to refer to someone who likes a song or a band that the music-nazi doesn't like.
"Man, you like Wind Rose? That's some poser shit right there" "Shut up dude, I know you had sex with your sister yesterday."
by Warpztone Lova April 22, 2025
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