There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
Get the Edson Crazy Pantsmug. What Jan from PokemonChallenges says (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) before or during a Pokemon battle to indicate that he is not "wiping" (wiping means losing the battle during a nuzlocke and having to restart)
In Champion Steven's room during Attempt 151 of Emerald Kaizo with three Pokemon
Jan: Pants stay brown boys.
Jan: Pants stay brown boys.
by Tritonist July 18, 2021
Get the Pants stay brownmug. Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
by A Delightful July 1, 2011
Get the Shit-Pants Drunkmug. Discusting Tartan Boxer shorts that smell like shit. The only reason anyone knows that he wears these is because he came out of the bathroom in the morning while I was witing for the toilet and he had nothing on besides these. He seemed very embarassed and ran as fast as the little man could. When I walked in I realised why he was embarassed and ran to his room. The toilet stank like the worst pile of shit ever created. I ran straight back out. I used a pint of Air freshener and could still smell it at the bottom of the stairs.
ME: You'll never guess what I just saw.
DAD: What?
ME: Lets call them Pork Scotch pants. He came out of the bathroom and ran to his room wearing Tartan boxers. The bathroom stank!
DAD: What?
ME: Lets call them Pork Scotch pants. He came out of the bathroom and ran to his room wearing Tartan boxers. The bathroom stank!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Pantsmug. A popular response to the insanely obnoxious question used in the Capital One ad when they ask, “What’s in YOUR wallet?”
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
Get the What’s in YOUR pants?mug. A guy wants to have sex with you. also sometimes sed to "finger" or give "blowjob" you want to do something down there.
by rinaaaa April 1, 2008
Get the get in your pantsmug. to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 25, 2008
Get the jelly your pantsmug.