Becci; hey Joe can I have some of your chips?
Joe; it'll cost you
Becci; I have no money
Joe; better put it on the old pussy plastic then
Joe; it'll cost you
Becci; I have no money
Joe; better put it on the old pussy plastic then
by Joe Raw December 16, 2013
The unfortunate odor of the female sex organ caused by 'sport' or other significant physical exertion. This dreaded condition afflicts all women, at least on occasion, but is easily remedied with a shower.
Colloquial version: "sporty P."
Colloquial version: "sporty P."
Holy fuck--it smells like sport pussy in here!
I just finished biking a million fucking miles, and now I have the WORST sporty P.
I just finished biking a million fucking miles, and now I have the WORST sporty P.
by 511Siren September 19, 2014
Arnold: Have you seen the state of Warren recently?
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.
by shagutter November 07, 2014
When a womans vagina was fucked by a man who had his penis covered in the liquid inside of glowsticks
by Kaine Griffis July 22, 2021
Person A- man that reapiar was challenging but came out perfect.
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!
by Mrdevilspikes June 15, 2017
Someone who knows everything there is to know about a woman’s vagina. For example they would know how it smells, tastes, feels, and all the biological features. If you are interested in becoming a Pussy Enthusiast they I should warm you that one of the courses you will need to take is “How to fit your dick into a vagina,” so this one not be something I would recommend to women or homosexuals.
Hopper: Eleven, you know how I’m studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast?
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: I’m pregnant.
Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet!
Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: I’m pregnant.
Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet!
Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.
by Bubba the Gimp January 07, 2021
by emperor37 March 01, 2016