dog pounding

Agressively humping a sexual mate from behind, in the doggy style position.

My boyfriend really gave me a hard dog pounding last night.

by Baronvida November 27, 2010

Piss Pounder

Someone who bothers you in a general fashion; more specifically, someone who is always trying to make witty little comments or jokes that are more annoying than funny.

Todd- " I hope Tiger Woods wins the Masters. His ethnicity is good for golf."

Brandon- " Shut the hell up, you piss pounder."

by Sports Fan 211 May 1, 2011

113 pounder

A piece of shit, they suck at wrestling and are terrible friends

Oh god it’s a 113 pounder

by Absher23 April 24, 2018

FCI Poundmeintheass

Reference to what happens to prisoners in federal custody (FCI = Federal Correctional Institue). Derived from the "federal pound me in the ass prison" line from the move Office Space.

Police officers who violate a person's civil rights should spend five years in FCI Poundmeintheass.

by n4zhg July 17, 2021

two legged post pounder

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger

Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder

by thatch city March 22, 2010

pond hags

Repulsive old wenches who dwell in the rushes around secluded ponds. Some claim they have a respiratory system similar to that of a lungfish, while others assert that pond hags extract oxygen from rusted cans and childrens' tears. Emerging exclusively by moonlight, they've been known to hector and vex the purest of souls with their skillful and relentless haggery.

I was blazing a fat L by the pond when some sketchy ass pond hags started throwing sea weed and shit at me. What a bunch of twats.

by Andrew Flint July 17, 2007

pond water

another name for female discharge during intercourse

Guy: Was it good for you?
Girl: OH YEA!! do you see how much pond water there is?!?!

by Jen E. August 3, 2005