Farty-piss

Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.

"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"

by Tronnn February 4, 2010

Pissed Revenge

when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout

Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

urban piss

When you take a leak in an urban environment. E.g. in a telephone box, in a doorway or on a car. Usually coincides with alcohol consumption. As your level of intoxication increases, the locations of your urban pisses become more and more antisocial.

Sometimes shortened to just 'urban', when used in a context where the meaning is obvious.

"I was drunk as we were walking into town, so I had to have an urban piss behind the bins."

"On the way back from the club I was so lashed that I got it out and had an urban piss right there on the pavement."

"I might just go for a cheeky urban you get me?"

by otleybey April 28, 2010

piss taze

when a male/female is resisting arrest from a police officer. and soiles themselves in the process

that tazer was brutal.. i had to get new underware cuz i piss tazed

by tyso the tasmanien tuscn tangl May 25, 2009

halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.

There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss

by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010

Cool Pissed

a thing scene kids say to show they're capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.

Person 1: Bro I lost your ADTR shirt...
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.

@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed

by austin5629816532 June 6, 2011

cyber piss

its the piss you get when you drink soda and play video games for at least to 4 hours, the urination normally takes 2 to 3 minutes

dude I got a bad case of the cyber piss lastnight after I played fallout 3 for five hours straight

by mathew the haley man May 9, 2009