single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

by puglover90 December 9, 2014

web two-dot-over

The popping of the Web 2.0 bubble and software company ideas not based on sound business fundamentals. Daniel Lyons of Newsweek fame penned this in his article "Down in the Valley" on Oct 11, 2008. "With so many Internet companies chasing so few dollars, the Web 2.0 (pronounced 'Web two-dot-oh') craze now may be moving into a new phase: Web two-dot-over."

Your new idea for a startup software company is so Web two-dot-over.

by Mark L Stevens September 23, 2009

over the pants disco party

When you get a girl off by frantically rubbing her clitoris on the outside of her pants.

I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.

by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017

Someday i will be over the sea

writer wants to tell that he is going to die very soon

do not make a fun of the cancer, because someday i will be over the sea

by someone called the usefulness March 1, 2018

total score over average

When we typically judge members of the opposite sex, we say oh she's a "9" or a "7" or hopefully a "10." Well the concept of total score over average is simple. If you are with a "6" a "8" and a "10" your average score is "8" but if you are with a "5" a "6" a "9" and a "6" score average is "6.5." Though you are winning because your total score is "26" rather than "24."

Well ya know I have just been on a tear lately, my motto is total score over average every time!

by ArJizzld August 21, 2010

seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu

Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.

by Paunda November 12, 2016