literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

cow globes juice

the best drink for ur body, it makes u feel juicy and big, like a champion

MILK cow globes juice

by mrstilettox February 5, 2021

COW

Crush of the week. One of the many meanings for this acronym.

Billy: This girl at my summer camp is so cute, but she lives in another state so I’ll only see her for the week.
Jeremy: So she’s your COW?
Billy: Yeah, she’s my COW.

by Noobish Fish June 13, 2022

Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

rainbow cow

When every udder releases a different flavour of shake...

Strawberry, vanilla, banana, and Oreo.... You don't know which to get under first.

HOLY COW.. It's a rainbow cow, I need me some Oreo shake fresh from the udder.

by UndercoverOrca August 7, 2016

Cow

Moooooooooooooooooooo he blocks up the grocery store fuck u cow

Cow= bulllshit guy

by COWLOVER55 July 30, 2018

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017