Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.

We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.

by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013

Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES

Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.

by dorointhedude June 21, 2020

Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.

"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"

by LM Colt September 12, 2022

Work Sock

An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.

Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".

by buck naked23 April 30, 2011

Up in the works

I don’t know ask Sean Hayes

Sean and he up in the works

by Murphykidddd May 26, 2022

Work

Tasks or duties that someone performs in exchange for compensation or to contribute to society. It may involve the use of physical or cognitive abilities, such as manual labor, creative or analytical thinking, or problem-solving skills.

Your dedication and hard work paid off when you received a promotion at your job.

by Noonebuteveryone May 8, 2023