piece of work

A memorable and amusing character. A piece of work often but not always is unaware of
how funny their actions in a given situation are.

The guy down the block aims fireworks at his own car he is some piece of work.
Larry showed up at a party with is Asian girl friend being his rickshaw He's some piece of work.

by thederby November 6, 2021

Work

arrange or bring about.

"the chairman was prepared to work it for Phillip if he was interested"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

work ass trick

A stupid bitch who fucks with people’s shit in the work place.

That work ass trick is creeping on my turf.

by The Bellagio April 14, 2023

workful

Full of work, busy, marked by excessive work

How was your weekend? Unfortunately, very workful; I pulled double shifts both days.

by grp October 13, 2010

prep-work

Generally applied to preparation routines associated with sodomy. Usually consisting of the hosing out of the bowels and lubing up like a the asshole is made of banana peel insides.

Kyle asked for anal, but I let him know there would be a lot of prep-work required if he didn’t want to bathe in shit and blood.

by Johnson’s Son March 9, 2022