philly joe

Philly Joe Jones, a mean motherfucker.

Damn man, listen to philly joe takin' off there.

by The Walter August 10, 2009

Joe Martinek

An awesome, popular, and cool dude

Wow, he is such a Joe Martinek.

by PhoneOCD October 15, 2011

Joe-Dog

a penis

Hey Steve, quit playin with your Joe-Dog.

My Joe-Dog is bigger than yours.

Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe-Dog.

The creepy minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe-Dog and take a picture of it.

by Vajohnny Lerczak October 23, 2008

Hambo Joe

A scrawny, gangly, weird-ass sommbitch. Also commonly known as a "Soccer Pele" or a "Jamma Joe".

Where'd that ol' Hambo Joe get to?

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Joe Nuts

First name Joe, last name Nuts, middle name unknown.

“Joe Nuts”

Person 1 - “have you heard of Joe”

PERSON 2 - “Joe who”

Person 1 -

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Randy Joe

A calm person. Female. Always the life of the party. A must have at every A-list event. For a shoulder to cry on or a bestie to laugh with, a Randy Joe is the chicka to have at your hip.

Chick 1: OMG this party sucks I think I'm gonna cry...
Chick 2: Hold on let me call Randy Joe, she'll know how to get this party hoppin' or at least we can cry on her shoulders and eat Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream while watching TearJerkers...

by The Real Missi March 10, 2009

cokehead joe

a serious cokehead that smokes crack everyday. usually has bleached scene blonde hair with blue eyes. this type of druggie is known world wide throughout the drug nation.

"dude youre such a crack addict"
"COKEHEAD JOE FTW MANNN"
"OH SHITTTTT!!!!"
"FUCK BITCHES AND SMOKE CRACK ALL DAY EVERYDAY"
"WORD YO WORD"

by cokehead joe. May 1, 2010