New York Mets 

An Alleged pro Baseball team in N.Y.C, A bunch of losers, CHOKE ARTISTS who can't hold on to first place in 2007 and 2008. pathetic group of non winning monkeys which is an insult to real monkeys because they are smarter than any mets player. M.E.T.S My Entire Team Sucks

The New York Mets choked in the N.L East the past 2 years

New York Mets by Goosfraba69 August 24, 2009

new york

most of you are just judging the city from movies and stuff because you've never been there. it's not that dirty, pretty safe, and a lot better than living in wherever you live with the other white trash, because stuff actually happens here. also, terrorism could and probably will happen in other parts of the country anyway

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new york by 34234234 November 23, 2003

New York Yankees 

A Baseball team that people are Jealous of.

Those Damn New York Yankees one another world series.

New York Yankees by Baraconda December 13, 2008

New York Yankees 

The worst team ever in Major League Baseball, they suck and they buy anything they want, and they still suck.

Red Sox all the way you Yankee loving muthafuckas.

New York Yankees by some polak September 17, 2004

New Jersey Snowcone 

This is when a man sticks the head of his penis into the woman anus, then urinates. The feces and urine then mix together. The man will then pull out and collect the conetents into a glass thus making a New Jersey snowcone. Drinking/eating the contents would be "pulling" a New Jersey snowcone

"When i was with Jane last night, she pulled a New Jersey snowcone"

New Jersey Snowcone by Justin Owen May 18, 2008

New Zealand 

The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.

Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.

Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo"

New Zealand by KeeWee January 10, 2005

new orleans 

The best city in Louisiana, practically the jazz capital of the world. Destroyed by Hurricane Katrina at the end of August 2005.

Bad news: 1,500+, most in New Orleans, dead from a hurricane...
Good news: I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

new orleans by jesus dies on page 596 September 22, 2005