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Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.
Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.
by themysterydoggo July 7, 2021
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Matthew

related to incest.
that’s all.
person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again
by sandymannnnnn May 25, 2019
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Matthew

He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*
“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew
by Spamemailonly November 23, 2021
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Matthew Chastain

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain
by burb!!! March 12, 2021
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matthew pilkington

matthew pilkington simps for everyone so that he has back up people for when he breaks up with his girlfriend.
is that matthew pilkington? i better not get too close, he'll pull me into a simping trance.
by Platinum31 May 15, 2021
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matthew

person: who is matthew?
matthew: We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
by seok January 2, 2022
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Matthew

A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.
"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."
by _xXx_Finna_Pull-Up_xXx April 20, 2018
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