Luke

Gets all the bitches and Mary can't say he doesn't.

"You seen Luke with all the bitches ?"
"Hell yea"

by Loooooke April 17, 2022

Luke

never trust luke, hes most likely a bitch.

fuck you luke

by salineso May 12, 2021

Luke cool miller

Little shit who lives in Barnard Castle who is forced into taking puberty blocking tablets and is quite possibly the most disliked person one could meet

I hate Luke cool Miller

by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Luke

A family man

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"

by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020